Adnihilo 3 days ago in reply to veronicazundel



re. All this demonstrates how urgently American Christianity needs the
Anabaptists, who have always stood out against any form of Christendom

I’ll stick with the nihilists because they’ll stand up against any faith based belief system, but the Anabaptists seem harmless as Christians go and you know what they say about ‘the enemy of my enemy’ ;-]

A Schism of Isms based on their Shit

Below you’ll see some common religious and philosophical Isms in regards to their ‘Shit’.

Taoism: Shit happens.
Buddhism: If Shit happens, it’s not really Shit.
Ecumenicism: Overlook all the different Shit
Islamism: If Shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Protestantism: Shit happens when you don’t work hard enough.
Judaism: Why does this Shit always happen to us?
Hinduism: This Shit happened before.
Catholicism: Shit happens because you are bad.
Hare Krishna: Good Shit happens when you chant Rama shit..
TV Evangelism: Send us more Shit.
Jehovah’s Witness: Knock, knock, Witness some of our Shit.
Christian Science: Shit happens in your mind.
Rastafarianism: Let’s smoke this Shit!
Atheism: No Shit, Sherlock
Agnosticism: Maybe Shit happens, maybe it doesn’t.
Existentialism: What is Shit anyway?
Hedonism: There’s nothing like dirty Shit.
Humanism: Human shit just doesn’t stink
Relativism: Shit to live & let live by
Stoicism: This Shit doesn’t bother me.
Syncretism: Mixes up all the shit to produce diarrhea.

And my favorite…

Nihilism: Annihilates all other Isms by making them Eat Shit and Die.